guidelines –

update: subs will now be accepted on a rolling basis. no deadline, unless i get bored. and i will post them now and then. also, i think i will do a print. once i get 84 pages worth of printable shit i will set it up. if you want to buy it, fine; i ain’t giving it away

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hello…

an immediate note: people that do not read the guidelines set herein shall be killed. not by me but others… god perhaps. killed may be the wrong word but the sentiment is certainly correct.

what i want:

poetry that doesn’t suck. of course suck is somewhat subjective, but i will leave that comment as it stands. don’t suck. pretty simple, in theory; difficult to fulfill.

basics:

3-5 poems embedded within the text of the email.
subject line should say something like, “heroin love songs submission.” if you know me that may not be required but if you don’t it might be a good idea. i tend to delete email without really looking at them.

send these things to ode2ass@hotmail.com. yup, ode2ass@hotmail.com.

no bio, no one cares.

reality:

you don’t get paid.
i don’t make money.
you won’t know when it posts.
rejections are quick, in a lazy kind of way.
there’s no deadline.
there’s no set publication date.
it will be issues, not rolling for the posts. if i have to explain that, don’t submit.
i do not correct, comment or clean-up submissions, even if they are non-sucking. if it is really scrambled, it’s out.

feel me?

winning, duh.

jack henry